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[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

If you need anthing on the Lanc just go to him.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

yes i can tell you almost anything about the lanc given a bit of time............

 

[cheddar cheese]

Ive stumped him though. I asked him to come up with the surface area in acres of the lower part of the pilots seat (not including the underside) and hes failed!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i have not failed, i know the area in inches, however i haven't been arsed yet to convert it into acres like you asked.........

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

How are you gong to come up wiht acres on something so small?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

well it's gonna be very small

 

[cheddar cheese]

And when youve done that, find out 1/3rd the volume of the backrest in quarts, please

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

ok the area of the pilot's seat in a Avro Lancaster Mk.I is 0.0000574 acres to 7 decimal places, and if you think i'm doing the back rest thing you can forget it

 

[cheddar cheese]

Too hard for you is it?

Anyway, I didnt specify the Mk. of Lancaster I wanted the measurement for, therefore I expect you to take an average of every Mk. of Lancaster built

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

well it'll be the same area, it was the same for each mark..........

ok i'll do the backrest thing if you can find out how many dead, average sized cats it would take to fill the fusilage of a Piaggio P.108B............

 

[cheddar cheese]

3,487. Thats a common fact lanc, give me something a bit harder

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Where the hell do you guys come up with this stuff?

 

[cheddar cheese]

In the Gulag. Hey, theres nothing better to do

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

really?? i thought that was the figure for the .108T??

 

[cheddar cheese]

No, the P.108T has provision for 4,132 dead cats. 8)

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

sorry my mistake........

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

You all have me, I am lost.

 

[cheddar cheese]

We're all lost.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

we're all just searching for somewhere to go, someone to love........

 

[cheddar cheese]

Well I cut down down trees, I skip and jump, i like to press wild flowers, I put on womens clothing and hang around in bars