Bring Back the Gremans

[GregP]

Anyone remember when we ran a guy off who misspelled the word Germans and instead wrote Gremans? We all had a pretty good time with it but it must have seemed like a complete attack to the poor guy who posted that. I don't think he ever came back.

I say let's bring back the Gremans and their evil leader Abolph Hilter! In an alternate timeline we could have Hyman Going, Admiral Kurl Donuts, General Adoff Gaffand, and Field Marshall Edwin Ronald (eventually defeated at Kissarine Passover). Maybe these guys were so evil they invented a massive slingshot to hurl giant paint balloons at Great Britain. They were mostly filled with white paint and came up short, but the stuff absolutely covered the cliffs around Dover. They're still white today.

They even tried a poison gas attack, but used methane so the entire thing smelled like beer and potato chip farts. People lost a lot of sleep over it but nobody was hurt. So the British had everyone in the country pee into a cup and dropped it on their capital Berlynn, which caused a lot of steel in the city to rust and smell bad at the same time.

Let's hear a few war stories about the evil Gremans.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Huh?

Drinking again?

 

[Njaco]

If I remember correctly, Hyman Going was killed by a cherry bomb?

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO! Nice Chris!

 

[N4521U]

Yes................ egggsellllent!

 

[parsifal]

Thats very similar to that old favourite song....

Hilter, he only had one b*ll
Gobling had two but very small
Himmlter, had something simla'
whilst poor olod goeballs had no b*lls at all

 

[GregP]

Actually I wasn't drinking again. I misspelled Germans into Gremans and caught it before I posted it, but remembered that last time we generated Greman jokes.

 

[meatloaf109]

Silly Rabbit, gremans are for kicks!

 

[GregP]

The dirty Gremans hatched a plan to destroy New York by capturing all the PZL Zubrs in existence and using them to bomb New York with Oranges from above. The theory was that much of New York is made of steel and the orange juice was full of citric acid, which would eventually rust out New York's foundations. Unfortunately the Zubrs were so badly designed that their entire useful airframe life was used up in one flight. So they never made it any farther than France, where they had to be scrapped. This created a glut of aircraft engines and propellers, which were used by the locals to create citrus groves, thereby improving the local economy.

Today who would have guessed the diabolically clever Greman plans were actually responsible for the French citrus industry.

Of course, they had to make an occasional new Zubr and fly it to France for spare parts and spare propellers, but that's another story.

 

[bobbysocks]

they probably flew could fueled aircraft too...

 

[Njaco]

 

[vikingBerserker]

Oh, I thought you were saying Bring Back the Grelims!

 

[GregP]

Oh, that's very different. Never mind.

 

[meatloaf109]

Those darn Gremans!