Britishness

[The Basket]

Why was she offended?

Nothing wrong with the British wang.

 

[Lucky13]

Could it be the HUGE size...?

 

[lesofprimus]

Contrary to popular British opinion, studies conducted by both Oxford University and the Vatican have concluded that the average British penis is ranked the second shortest in the world, just a slight bit longer than the shortest of them all, the Japanese, and just a weeeee bit shorter than the Frenchies...

 

[ToughOmbre]

 

[Lucky13]

Glad to see that you're penetrating deep into this matter Les....

 

[lesofprimus]

Great comeback Lucky....

 

[Lucky13]

Anything to impress you Les.... How's tricks mate?

 

[lesofprimus]

Actually quite well, thanks for askin....

 

[Lucky13]

Anytime mate....good to see hoovering around the forum.

 

[Downwind.Maddl-Land]

the average British penis is ranked the second shortest in the world

Hardly surprising with our weather!

and just a weeeee bit shorter than the Frenchies

Now that's enough! Our willies are NEVER smaller than a Frenchman's…. And! We still have 2 fingers to draw the Longbow, Pierre!

Anyway it ain't wot you got, its the way that you use it!

 

[lesofprimus]

My wife just came in, read over my shoulder, and said "Size DOES matter.."

A womans opinion...

 

[Downwind.Maddl-Land]

I KNEW it!

 

[Matt308]

I envisioned that exclamation in a high timbre.

 

[ccheese]

My wife just came in, read over my shoulder, and said "Size DOES matter.."
A womans opinion...

That was my problem, all my life. I'm heavier now (at 135 lbs) than I
have ever been. Just how do you drive a railroad spike with a tack-hammer
butt ?

Charles

 

[Matt308]

Eeeew...

I think your middle ear infection is affecting your judgement.

 

[Lucky13]

It has been said that horses are hung like me....

 

[mkloby]

hehehe

 

[The Basket]

Well...any guy from the Vatican wouldn't last in these parts...certainly need his running shoes on!

Not sure about size but I certainly hope that our history has shown we have big cajones!

 

[Lucky13]

Anyone with a death wish mess with the Scots, right basket?

 

[lesofprimus]

Pfft on the Scots, they wear skirts.... Not the scariest of combatants...