Britishness

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Contrary to popular British opinion, studies conducted by both Oxford University and the Vatican have concluded that the average British penis is ranked the second shortest in the world, just a slight bit longer than the shortest of them all, the Japanese, and just a weeeee bit shorter than the Frenchies...
 
the average British penis is ranked the second shortest in the world
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Hardly surprising with our weather!

and just a weeeee bit shorter than the Frenchies
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Now that's enough! Our willies are NEVER smaller than a Frenchman's…. And! We still have 2 fingers to draw the Longbow, Pierre!

Anyway it ain't wot you got, its the way that you use it!
 
Well...any guy from the Vatican wouldn't last in these parts...certainly need his running shoes on!

Not sure about size but I certainly hope that our history has shown we have big cajones!
 
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