Documentary: Hitler's Britain

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Doner Kebabs rule!
(I'll fetch my coat)

Actually, they are the best fast food in the world in my opinion.

 

[Readie]

So Hitler was jealous of English Fish Chips? O Boy, you learn something new every day!

The Home Guard stood on the white cliffs of Dover with a battered cod in hand ready to repel the boche...

They were a usefull back up in case the 6 rounds per man and pitchforks were wantonly used up...

John

 

[Airframes]

Ah, those were the days! Now, they'd be armed with a stale naan and grenades made from chicken tikka masala !

 

[yulzari]

Ah. Black pudding, or boudin noir as in our supermarkets. For myself, man cannot live without Marmite.

 

[Njaco]

or pop tarts.

 

[Airframes]

Hm. Wonder what Pop Tarts with Marmite would be like ........

 

[Readie]

or pop tarts.

Hm. Wonder what Pop Tarts with Marmite would be like ........

If I knew what a 'pop tart' was I could shred some light.
Is this Madonna's next mega excess?

John

 

[PJay]

Cheese and Marmite. Hmmm...man food. Especially with a pickled onion.

 

[Airframes]

Yep, with these delicacies, Hitler's forces would have had no chance - they'd run away in revulsion !!

 

[Readie]

Yep, with these delicacies, Hitler's forces would have had no chance - they'd run away in revulsion !!

And that is without our 'ultimate weapon'.... boiled tripe onions....who needs an A bomb when you can sling a handfull of Tripe at the invading forces?

Gott in himmel..vat is this fiendish English veapon?

John

 

[Airframes]

Das ist eine Tripenwurfer Ausfuhrung 'D' - der Englander geheimewaffen !

 

[Readie]

Hoc est a trinus Wurfer version 'D' - Britannis secretum telum!

Oft forgotten weapon to repel a those who dare to set foot on our island.
Come to think of it...the 'D version' could come in handy in 2012

 

[PJay]

Some these foods would later be banned under SALT 1.

Any Germans eating the suggested foods would be Sauerkrauts.
(My apologies to the German members of the Forum)

 

[Airframes]

Eh bah gum lad, 'tis Josiah Shufflebottom Sons, purveyors of the finest WMD .....