Droppin' in to say hello. Again. :D

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  1. The Jagdflieger Pips

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    It's been a while, just wanted to drop in and say hey to everyone. :D

    So, what's new with everyone here? :lol: (er, beside the probable rumor of me not being in existance anymore. ) I'm going to replace my ancient computer soon, and school consumes far too much time now is what's new for me.
     
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    Hello! ... nothin' much is new here. We're still all dumb ... especially lanc ... and les is still whooping punk-ass.
     
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    And over the last week or so ive taken to wearing eyeliner ;)
     
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    hey ;)

    and don't worry pips, the lanc's still one of the greatest bombers of all time :thumbright:
     
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    Pips who???
     
  7. The Jagdflieger Pips

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    LOL @ CC.

    Hey guys. =)

    I've ceased to exist on here nowadays. =(

    But those punks have it comin'. D= So do these damn Chem equations. I'm HORRIBLE at math and I have to balance out equations. Ever have that problem? :lol:
     
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    the lancaster kicks ass Active Member

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    no, as it happens :lol: just remember to remember the elements that have to bond covalently...........
     
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    Weird as I was thinking of you yesterday Pips. I thought I would start a thread to Wish Lancs and CC good luck with their GCSEs (exams) over the coming months (GOOD LUCK lads). Which got me thinking....who else might be going thought exams of one type or another....and you came to mind. So how goes life Pips?
    I dont get on here as much as I would like, either...(work social life). Nice to hear you are alive and kicking gal. Hugs Cripps

    ************************************************
    So is anyone else taking exams or anything that we can wish you well in?
    How's it going Lancs CC ?
     
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    Not really worried about them too much, never have been too worried about exams to be honest - I just see them as school work in a more controlled enviroment. ;)
     
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    These were sent to me this morning via e -mail, thought you might like a giggle, I think some are taking the p*** (well I hope so anyway).

    >>> The following questions and answers were
    collected from last year's GCSE exams, and are some of the answers given by British students writing their fifth form (Year 11) GCSE Exams lastyear. These are genuine responses!!


    >>> Geography
    >>>
    >>> Q: Name the four seasons.
    >>>
    >>> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can
    >>>be made safe to
    >>>drink.
    >>>
    >>> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
    >>>removes large
    >>>pollutants
    >>>like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: How is dew formed?
    >>>
    >>> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes
    >>>them perspire.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: What is a planet?
    >>>
    >>> A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    >>>
    >>> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the
    >>>Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Sociology
    >>>
    >>> Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist
    >>>on?
    >>>
    >>> A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you
    are well endowed.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: In a democratic society, how important are
    >>>elections?
    >>>
    >>> A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male
    gets an election.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: What are steroids?
    >>>
    >>> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Biology
    >>>
    >>> Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    >>>
    >>> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
    >>>intercontinental.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    >>>
    >>> A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks
    >>>forward to his adultery.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: Name a major disease associated with
    >>>cigarettes.
    >>>
    >>> A: Premature death.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: What is artificial insemination?
    >>>
    >>> A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of
    >>>the cow.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
    >>>
    >>> A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised?
    >>>(e.g. abdomen.)
    >>>
    >>> A: The body is consisted into three parts - the
    >>>brainium, the borax the
    >>>abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain,
    >>>the borax contains
    >>>the
    >>>heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains
    >>>the five bowels,
    >>>A,E,I,O
    >>>and U.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: What is the Fibula?
    >>>
    >>> A: A small lie.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: What does "varicose" mean?
    >>>
    >>> A: Nearby.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
    >>>
    >>> A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a
    >>>condominium.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean
    >>>Section."
    >>>
    >>> A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: What is a seizure?
    >>>
    >>> A: A Roman emperor.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: What is a terminal illness?
    >>>
    >>> A: When you are sick at the airport
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a
    >>>characteristic feature?
    >>>
    >>> A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and
    >>>they look like
    >>> umbrellas.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> English
    >>>
    >>> Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show
    >>>you understand its
    >>> meaning.
    >>>
    >>> A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
    >>>
    >>> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Technology
    >>>
    >>> Q: What is a turbine?
    >>>
    >>> A: Something an Arab or Sikh wears on his head.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>UK businesses use up 2 million tonnes of paper each
    >>>year.Think before you
    >>>print this email - do you really need to? Thank you.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
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    Not as good as mine or my brother's GCSE answers.

    R.E (My brother) - Q: What are God and Satan are like to Christians?
    A: Well, it's like Star Wars really. God is Luke Skywalker fighting the evil Darth Vader, which is Satan and a very naughty boy.
     
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    Haha even better :lol:

    I love answering questions in RE exams cos I really dont give a shit about them and can express my opinion ;)
     
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    I'll try to find my GCSE Geography exam, because they rejected it and sent it back to me. I, obviously, got a U. Then I'll tell you some of the things I wrote.
     
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    nice ones...can't wait for that pne pD...........
     
  19. The Jagdflieger Pips

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    What a coincidence! :lol: It's good to see you're still around too. :D I'm overly busy with a term paper which I just found out I really can't be slacking on because it's part of becoming a senior.. aw shit! I've been slacking. I only ended up with 7 / 20 note cards for my book. I hate these huge term papers. That, and having to handle Shakespeare at the same time!

    I would have come on yesterday, but I was at my friends longer than I thought thanks to that snowstorm. And I got cheated out of a snow day because my school forgot that the backroads totally sucked. Then my friends annoyed me, so I went to sit somewhere else at lunch and they're probably pissed off at me. (Though I didn't do anything but leave so I wasn't so mad at them.) I still have to finish some notecards for my term paper. And about thirty more chemistry equations. :mad:

    @ lanc: =O You mean they get more tedious and complicated? Aww... D: I'm screwed. Lol @ Me.
     
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    your american chemistry is weird though, you can't even number the groups properly :lol:..........
     
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