Peter Gunn
Master Sergeant
Sounds about right! And I hear area 51 is opening for tours next year, however you will have to wear a hood over your head, have your hands and legs shackled, and ear muffs will be required. Upon getting on the tour bus you will be gassed into unconsciousness, given the tour, then returned and hopefully wake up. Tour done!
So I see you've taken the tour then.