For the upcoming Haggis hunting season... (1 Viewer)

Ad: This forum contains affiliate links to products on Amazon and eBay. More information in Terms and rules

ji pʌuərz, ʍa mak mankəin jur ker
ən dɪʃ ðəm ʌut ðer bɪl o fer
o̜l skotlan wants ne skinkin wer
ðat ʤ o̜ps ɪn lʌgez
bʌt ɪf ji wɪʃ hər gretfu prer
gi hər ə hagɪs!


or as one Sir Sean Connery has stated on his website, "The 3rd Human Portal":

"Not since 'Braveheart' has there been such a threat to Anglo-Scottish relations."
 
Great song Eric the half a Bee but we are digressing I shall bring us back on thread with a poem from that famous Scots poet Lochs a Doddel

Aye ye nastie little beastie
legs of sinew and claws of bone
wi ye snappy wee teethy
the Haggis is nare alone

It rambles in the Glens
and hides amoungst the thistle
it leaps straight up yer kilt
and deny half makes ye whistle

Ill hunt the little devil
and cook it in a bucket
ill serve it to my darling wife
and laugh as she up chucks it.

Oh Haggis of the highlands
a taste no words can I fit
a flavour thats so unique
you taste of total s**t
Classic!!!
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back