Well I'll admit it - as well as having extensive family roots from Puerto Rico to Spain, I have found a massive trail that goes through Spain, FRANCE, Italy, present day Iraq (Sephardic Jews) Russia, Sweden and Norway! (at least according to Ancestry.com)
Jeepers, Joe, you could represent the UN all on your lonesome!
Being a product of colonialism, I'm truly a mongrel (by nature, too). On my mother's side, there's English, Scottish and American - my great grandmother met an American sailor who came to New Zealand during WW1, so legend has it, but the best bit on mum's side is the native New Zealand back story; my grandmother had a secret lover who used to cross the river when her husband went off to work on the farm and lo and behold, she had three little Maori kids! All the photos of the period show my grandmother's pasty white kids and these three little dark ones!
My dad's father's side is more tangible; our relatives came to New Zealand in the late 1800s from deepest darkest Essex and I have a living descendant in Billericay, although I've never met said relative. His mother's side is a little more murky; she was of Eastern European descent and once Dad believed she was Polish, or even Scandinavian, Swedish perhaps, but before he died, he became convinced she was from Czech origin. No one knows more...
According to my cousin, she is related to Louis Bleriot; his wife, mother or sister, not sure which female relative moved to New Zealand sometime and one of the offspring married my uncle (one of the dark ones) and spawned my cousin Maddy. They both live in Australia.