getting to know the real cute corporal...

[plan_D]

I only thought there was European and American rules, now there's French rules!

Obviously there's pub rules too which is just a random mix. I was playing this lad from the pub team the other day, he got really angry and started shouting at his girlfriend 'cos I beat him 4 games out of 5. I just sat down and laughed, I thought he was going to fight me but he walked out with his lass in tow.

That's why you don't put your pool cue down straight away, it's a handy weapon.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Especially if you batter them with the tip, then they look like they have some kind of disease.

 

[plan_D]

I can't say I've ever done that. They normally look like they've been beaten with a pool cue when I've finished. Admittedly, I've only done it once.

He started it!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Its always the other guy who starts it though

 

[plan_D]

He did actually start it. He was one of those that get drunk and think they're the biggest man on earth. The pool cue sure showed him otherwise.

Another handy weapon is the backs of chairs (only certain ones), you can pull the top off then pull out one of the wooden bar things. Small and heavy, very handy. Ash trays work too.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Hot Space is scaring me.

 

[cheddar cheese]

He has that effect on people, just wait till you see his knees

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

And you are too.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Its compulsory with me.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I have sort of figured that out.

 

[Maestro]

He did actually start it. He was one of those that get drunk and think they're the biggest man on earth. The pool cue sure showed him otherwise.

Another handy weapon is the backs of chairs (only certain ones), you can pull the top off then pull out one of the wooden bar things. Small and heavy, very handy. Ash trays work too.

What you could try is a MEB (I forgot what the "M" stands for, but I know the two other letters are for "Extendable Baton"). It's very useful for Security Officers and Private Investigators. There is different sizes from 16 inches up to 31 inches. Personnally, I got a 21 inches MEB. Very effective and handy.

I don't know for the UK, but in Canada, you need a licence to buy one.

 

[Nonskimmer]

I don't know for the UK, but in Canada, you need a licence to buy one.

Unless you're a member of a naval boarding party.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Good stuff. Over here in Ansbach, Germany the Polizie have something similar but it is an electronic wand that moves back and forth making it less effort for the Polizie to hit you with. We call it a Turk Beater!

 

[Maestro]

Hmmm... I think I know what you're talking about... Unfortunatelly, it's illegal in Canada. The lone MEBs allowed here are the "non-mechanized" (without springs) ones. Some Canadian went to US to buy MEBs but they were seized at the border when they came back because of that. They did bought "mechanized" MEBs.

 

[Nonskimmer]

A lot of things like that are legal in the States that you can't legally own here. Sucks, don't it?

 

[Maestro]

Unless you're a member of a naval boarding party.

Are you sure ?

They must have taken a course on how to use them (in that case they got the licence). Because even cops have to take courses regularly for the MEB and the PR-24. What's the difference ? Look below...

 

[Hot Space]

Hot Space is scaring me.

Are they showing again? Sorry about that

Hot Space

 

[Maestro]

A lot of things like that are legal in the States that you can't legally own here. Sucks, don't it?

A lot... Like CC said : "It sucks more than a Pornstar with no teeth".

 

[Nonskimmer]

Well yeah, we have to be trained with them Maestro. They don't just toss one to you and say "Have at 'er!".

We use the extendables (I've never heard the term MEB before. ). They're pretty nifty little rigs, I must say. I haven't done boarding party stuff in about two years though.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

They are illegal here in Germany also. Only the Polizei is authorized to use them.