getting to know the real cute corporal...

[Medvedya]

Mine are beautifully polished, with well turned ankles. Got you drooling now haven't I?

 

[Nonskimmer]

Not exactly.

 

[Medvedya]

Pah! Some people just have no taste!

I think that they look at their best when clad in army longjohns myself.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Nothing compared to the mark of the males in my bloodline. Chicken legs with a big ass!

 

[Medvedya]

Just in case you've been spared the sight of those long-johns, they're washed out pale green y-fronts with elastic leggings attached to them.

They look like something found at the bottom of a spare PE kit box, and we were told by the QM that they were only used for Kermit the Frog parties and "If you wear them you're SAD!"

 

[Nonskimmer]

I can't say I've ever become acquainted with them.

 

[Medvedya]

Unbelieveably, the first weekend we went out on exercise - some guy did - and got found out!

My own confession is that I think I still have mine somewhere!

 

[evangilder]

Hey, don't make me get ugly!

 

[Nonskimmer]

Holy...

For a guy who lives in California, you're awfully pale.

 

[evangilder]

Yep, I told my wife she won an award for the worst picture of me...ever! And I was blessed (or cursed) with phosporescent Irish skin.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Hey, that's cool. I've got leathery, rough, croc like skin myself.
I need more Oil of Olay.

 

[evangilder]

I need more pigment in my skin!

 

[mosquitoman]

I'm just covered in freckles- they make me looj about 16

 

[cheddar cheese]

Im growing me a set of big thick retro sideburns to compliment my big thick retro eyebrows

 

[Medvedya]

What about a big tickly moustache for your bird?

 

[cheddar cheese]

No. I contemplated a goatie for a while but I decided against it.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Do your brows meet in the middle at all? We could call you "unibrow".

 

[cheddar cheese]

No they dont I mean theyre pretty thick, but not in the Roger Moore league

 

[evangilder]

Hey, watch that unibrow thing! I am the owner of one of those darn things.

 

[Nonskimmer]

We called one of the watch officers that, on my last ship. Looked like something straight out of Sesame Street. I mean, it was literally one eyebrow! Weird!