Hello from Texas

Night Fighter Nut · Feb 9, 2013

Welcome from Plano,.... Texas.

parsifal · Feb 10, 2013

Sheesh, there are texans everywhere, its a conspiracy I tell you, a conspiracy

parsifal · Feb 11, 2013

dont tell no-one, but i hear those texans have got guns....lots of em. and they are not happy, and theys not fraid to use em on pesky foreigners

Night Fighter Nut · Feb 14, 2013

We not only have them, we know how to use them.

Night Fighter Nut · Feb 14, 2013

Actually I'm only here for work. Once things settle down, we hope to return to Colorado.

parsifal · Feb 18, 2013

But youll have been there long enough to assume the persona surely....

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Feb 18, 2013

vikingBerserker · Feb 18, 2013

wheelsup_cavu · Feb 19, 2013

Those are too funny.

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Njaco · Feb 19, 2013

Night Fighter Nut said:
Actually I'm only here for work. Once things settle down, we hope to return to Colorado.

See! I'll bet "Colorado" is code for Australia!!

Thorlifter · Feb 19, 2013

First off, welcome to the forum.

Secondly, your right, Texas isn't the only state in the Union. But we are the only one that matters!!!! And we do have guns, lots of guns. You see, there are four rights of passage when your born. You are issued your birth certificate, your Republican membership card, your NRA card, and a .357 magnum.

parsifal · Feb 20, 2013

I like it, even if it does scare the bejeezuz out of me

Night Fighter Nut · Feb 20, 2013

Went by the Dallas gun show this last weekend. That show is massive! At first I thought the rodeo was extended a week but later learned that it ended the week before. There were literally thousands of cars and "pickup trucks" there. There looked to be enough weapons to out fit a couple of armys easily. Parsifal, I may live here but I've already settled into my habbits. I don't think I'll be picking up a southern or Texas drawl any time soon. Much less fix'en to do something.

parsifal · Feb 21, 2013

I laughed my A* off when I saw pics of a gunshow in texas and they appeared to be selling cannons and HMGs and mortars. I thought...."that has to be texas"......

Thorlifter · Feb 21, 2013

We use the HMG's and mortars just to fight back the mosquito's here

Night Fighter Nut · Feb 24, 2013

Yeah well the 88's were a little hard to import but I'm sure there is a market for them here.

parsifal · Feb 25, 2013

you guys.....you dont understand the concept of appropriate response......I know im gonna regret this.....My dad was friends with a guy in Rhodesia 40 years ago....he used to hunt lions with nothing more than a 22 and a fox terrier dog....true story guys....

evangilder · Feb 25, 2013

parsifal said:
you guys.....you dont understand the concept of appropriate response......I know im gonna regret this.....My dad was friends with a guy in Rhodesia 40 years ago....he used to hunt lions with nothing more than a 22 and a fox terrier dog....true story guys....

Used to? Are they still checking for cloth and fox terrier fur in Lion scat?

meatloaf109 · Feb 25, 2013

Thorlifter · Feb 25, 2013

What he didn't tell you was his .22 was bored out to a 30-06. LOL

To me, that's just asking for trouble. Might as well hunt hippo's with a hammer in a rubber raft.

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