Hi! all from Queensland, Australia

[Aussie1001]

you had that one coming mate !!!!

 

[Lucky13]

What the (beep) do you mean with me not liking you diggers or kiwis, huh!? If I'd like to catch some sun, I could go down to (beep) River Clyde for a (beep) sun tan. And don't get me started on those (beep) cornershop keepers and camel sh(beep)ggers. Today's national cuisine of good ol' queen (beep) loving Scotland is not Haggis but (beep) fish and (beep) chips or (beep) (beep) camel (beep) test(beep)les... Not to mention that it's headline news everytime (beep) time that you run into a (beep) Glaswegian here and not a (beep) inbread (beep) foreigner (beep)...
You (beep) people don't know how (beep) good you had it while you were our (beep) colonies and under our (beep) flag...! Decen't (beep) food, plenty of job, working justice system...no (beep) crime whatsoever...

 

[Aussie1001]

you are taking the whole les impersonation a bit to seriously....

 

[Lucky13]

Better call it the day, before I change into him, eh? There's only one Les!

 

[Aussie1001]

Yep

 

[Aussie1001]

I dunno if the nubes could deal with two of him

 

[plan_D]

What you people don't realise is; they're all like that in Glasgow.

 

[Lucky13]

Do you blame us...walking in knee high thistles in kilts with nothing under? I can think of a lot more fun things to do, than spend your day picking needles out from your b*lls...

 

[plan_D]

I see your ... no I won't say that. You have a p...no I won't say that either.

 

[Njaco]

Lucky, I think your microwave is on. Don't you hear the beeps?

 

[Lucky13]

DAMN....forgot my dinner!

 

[Njaco]

 

[wilbur1]

Lmao get im nj lol

 

[wilbur1]

 

[Emac44]

What the (beep) do you mean with me not liking you diggers or kiwis, huh!? If I'd like to catch some sun, I could go down to (beep) River Clyde for a (beep) sun tan. And don't get me started on those (beep) cornershop keepers and camel sh(beep)ggers. Today's national cuisine of good ol' queen (beep) loving Scotland is not Haggis but (beep) fish and (beep) chips or (beep) (beep) camel (beep) test(beep)les... Not to mention that it's headline news everytime (beep) time that you run into a (beep) Glaswegian here and not a (beep) inbread (beep) foreigner (beep)...
You (beep) people don't know how (beep) good you had it while you were our (beep) colonies and under our (beep) flag...! Decen't (beep) food, plenty of job, working justice system...no (beep) crime whatsoever...

Just what we need a beeper in a Kilt picking thistles out of his arse

 

[Lucky13]

F*ck off! Go and play with the meat grinder.....

 

[wilbur1]

He cant lucky, got a wallabee stuck in it

 

[Lucky13]

The wood chipper then?

 

[wilbur1]

Cant do that either all fouled up with koalas

 

[Lucky13]

D*MN YOU KOALAS!!!