mikewint
Captain
1.Do not use house paint on face. Seen on TV in a Visa commercial that depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store.
2.Do not drive cars in ocean. Seen in a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean.
3.Always drive on roads. Not on people. Taken from a car commercial which shows a vehicle 'body-surfing' at a concert.
4.Take care: new non-slip surface. A sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building.
5.Do not sit under coconut trees. A sign on a coconut palm in a car park.
6.These rows reserved for parents with children. A sign in a church.
7.All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for. A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
8.Malfunction: Too less water. A notice left on a coffee machine.
9.Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone. On a form in a clinic.
10.You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bag of Fritos.
11.Fits one head. On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
12.Payment is due by the due date. On a credit card statement.
13.No small children. On a Laundromat triple washer.
14.Toilet Plunger - Caution: Do not use near power lines.
15.Dremel Electric Rotary Tool - This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
16.Stridex Foaming Face Wash - May contain foam.
17.Earplugs - These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe.
18.Pine Mountain Fire Logs - Caution: Risk of fire.
19.Air Conditioner - Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
20.Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. Found on a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
2.Do not drive cars in ocean. Seen in a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean.
3.Always drive on roads. Not on people. Taken from a car commercial which shows a vehicle 'body-surfing' at a concert.
4.Take care: new non-slip surface. A sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building.
5.Do not sit under coconut trees. A sign on a coconut palm in a car park.
6.These rows reserved for parents with children. A sign in a church.
7.All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for. A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
8.Malfunction: Too less water. A notice left on a coffee machine.
9.Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone. On a form in a clinic.
10.You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bag of Fritos.
11.Fits one head. On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
12.Payment is due by the due date. On a credit card statement.
13.No small children. On a Laundromat triple washer.
14.Toilet Plunger - Caution: Do not use near power lines.
15.Dremel Electric Rotary Tool - This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
16.Stridex Foaming Face Wash - May contain foam.
17.Earplugs - These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe.
18.Pine Mountain Fire Logs - Caution: Risk of fire.
19.Air Conditioner - Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
20.Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. Found on a bottle of shampoo for dogs.