Hotspace Containment Thread

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Hot Space said:
Playing with his twanger? Ahh, those where the day's. Many time I use to wake up in morning, see if my twanger was there and before you knew it I was playing.................

Hot Space

..................Red Rubber Ball by the Seekers of course!

"I should have known, you'd bid m...... Okay I promise I'll be good and stop now. :oops:
 
The Main Headlines tonight on HSTV:

Doctor's in South Africa have annouced new Surgery Technique for those suffering with an Hernia:

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A young Baby of 6 months was arrested today accused of Joyriding:

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Sea Norris in utter confusing over "No that is my Spit VIII Skin and if you say it isn't I'll tell my mum Scandal":

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Grandma arrested over "I'm sorry son, but I can't read that Sign too well without my glasses" :

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Man arrested on a New York Sidewalk for having an unkemped Beard:

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Famed Gigolo and Pesticide Control Officer Medvedya is in joy's of glee today at passing his Flying Test 1st time around

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A rare breed of Butterfly found in Norfolk Village:

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FA outrage at English Football Player's cheek asking for a Pay Rise:

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Also later on in the Program we will look at the new Star Wars Movie called: Star Wars: Return of the Doobies:

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.....and finally. Today in Northampton Crown Court, Hot Space one time Member of the Bee Gees and President of Polygons 'r Us has been banned from his Local Taxi Rank today. Judge Jeffery's said in his closing statement, " This man is a danger to our Society. Not only does this man harass and show's them his indistinguishable's, but he's also reduced the stock's of Big Mac's, Large Fries and a Large Strawberry Milkshake with a small Combustible on top at his local McDonald's.

With have exclusive picture's of Mr Space turning up for this morning's Hearing:


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On tomorrow's Program we will have an exclusive report on why Medvedya thinks Hot Space is full of Hot Air:

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We will also look at the problem of why Woman Driver's alway's pass their Driving Test 1st time:

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.......and we will ask the man himself: Medvedya on why he likes to hanging around with Aeroplanes

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Now over to Weather from your part of the Country......




Hot Space
 
Hmm, such a lurrvley view from up here, shame everything's red tinted!

By the way, if any ladies want to know the price list for my Gigolo sideline - don't panic! I'm very, very cheap.
 
..........here are the Main Headlines tonight from HSTV or you can just call me a Sugarbabe....


Sea Norris goes undercover to crack 3rd World Lingerie Scam

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At Duxford today Medvedya show us why he thinks he should be consided for post of: Chief Display Pilot....

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The fable Hot Space is in hospital tonight after being run over by a mongrel Taxidermist. A Hospital Spokesman said today, "Mr Space has sustained injure to 85% of his body, but I'm afraid we couldn't save his looks......"[b/]

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.......also making the news tonight: Goldielocks arrested in Vice Den Scandal

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........and on a lighter note. Tabby the tabby tab Cat is in shock tonight when he woke up only to find that he's turned into Michael Jackson

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.........and finally we go on the Set of the new Bruce Willis Movie: Die Hard or I'll cry you bitch

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Neighbourly Upholstery to you all...........

Hot Space

btw These are both from Simpaint Forum but no one really goes there anymore....
 

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