How to avoid speeding tickets

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  1. Soren

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    Wow! I want some of those!
     
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    Yea to right Mossie whats the suppliers address Sore I must have some for my works van brilliant.
    Mind you if you drove though London with them you're just as likely to have the regiment in G masks stuffing flash bangs up your arse before you could clear Tower bridge.
     
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    Sorry guys, I don't know where to buy them, and if I did i would most certainly buy'em ! 8)

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    The Perfect getaway route when police is on your tail :) :
     

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    Seen that first one before, great idea! :D

    Loving the last one! :lol:
     
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    I posted it a few months ago, I think in the random crazy pics thread. Still funny, though! :)
     
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    Hey Soren......Can you get them to knock 'Chavs' off there 'kiddy' motorbikes as they tear arse through the estate??????? as those babies look much better than the ' garrotte' wire I have planned :evil:
     
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    :lol:

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    Now there's no way escaping the California Highway-patrol anymore !! :)
     

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    So that's where those surplus Hornets went! :lol:
     
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    Emagine this one chasing you ! :)

    Mafia boss questioning his two men after bailing them from prison:
    "How the **** did the Police ever catch you when you were driving a stolen Ferrari ?!"......... "Apache"............"What ?"..........."It was an Apache"......"Apache ?"........... "Yeah, it stuffed one of those Hellfire's up our ass" :)
     

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    One of my personal favorites right now...
     

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    Cute! :lol:
    That would go nicely with the farting permit my sister gave me for my birthday. :rolleyes:
     
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