How to avoid speeding tickets

Soren

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:)
 

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trackend

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Yea to right Mossie whats the suppliers address Sore I must have some for my works van brilliant.
Mind you if you drove though London with them you're just as likely to have the regiment in G masks stuffing flash bangs up your arse before you could clear Tower bridge.
 

Soren

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Sorry guys, I don't know where to buy them, and if I did i would most certainly buy'em ! 8)

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The Perfect getaway route when police is on your tail :) :
 

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Soren

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Crippen said:

Hey Soren......Can you get them to knock 'Chavs' off there 'kiddy' motorbikes as they tear arse through the estate??????? as those babies look much better than the ' garrotte' wire I have planned :evil:

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Now there's no way escaping the California Highway-patrol anymore !! :)
 

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Soren

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Emagine this one chasing you ! :)

Mafia boss questioning his two men after bailing them from prison:
"How the **** did the Police ever catch you when you were driving a stolen Ferrari ?!"......... "Apache"............"What ?"..........."It was an Apache"......"Apache ?"........... "Yeah, it stuffed one of those Hellfire's up our ass" :)
 

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