How to avoid speeding tickets

[Soren]

 

[mosquitoman]

Wow! I want some of those!

 

[trackend]

Yea to right Mossie whats the suppliers address Sore I must have some for my works van brilliant.
Mind you if you drove though London with them you're just as likely to have the regiment in G masks stuffing flash bangs up your arse before you could clear Tower bridge.

 

[Soren]

Sorry guys, I don't know where to buy them, and if I did i would most certainly buy'em ! 8)

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The Perfect getaway route when police is on your tail :

 

[cheddar cheese]

Seen that first one before, great idea!

Loving the last one!

 

[evangilder]

I posted it a few months ago, I think in the random crazy pics thread. Still funny, though!

 

[Crippen]

Hey Soren......Can you get them to knock 'Chavs' off there 'kiddy' motorbikes as they tear arse through the estate??????? as those babies look much better than the ' garrotte' wire I have planned

 

[Soren]

Hey Soren......Can you get them to knock 'Chavs' off there 'kiddy' motorbikes as they tear arse through the estate??????? as those babies look much better than the ' garrotte' wire I have planned

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Now there's no way escaping the California Highway-patrol anymore !!

 

[Nonskimmer]

So that's where those surplus Hornets went!

 

[Soren]

Emagine this one chasing you !

Mafia boss questioning his two men after bailing them from prison:
"How the **** did the Police ever catch you when you were driving a stolen Ferrari ?!"......... "Apache"............"What ?"..........."It was an Apache"......"Apache ?"........... "Yeah, it stuffed one of those Hellfire's up our ass"

 

[evangilder]

One of my personal favorites right now...

 

[Soren]

 

[Nonskimmer]

Cute!
That would go nicely with the farting permit my sister gave me for my birthday.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

 

[kiwimac]

I hold a Bachelors in Banana-Bending, the certificate is sealed with a wax imprint (the wax is supposed to be Genuine Gorilla ear-wax) It is one of my proudest possessions.

Kiwimac