I need to get out more !

[Robert Porter]

I think I can claim 50,000 farts, but aside from that I don't think I have 50K of anything either!

 

[Airframes]

Hells Teeth !
There are too many pubs on that map that can be visited in a week ................. maybe I should do a ten day tour in the Tin Tent, just to make sure I get them all ?

 

[Shortround6]

Doesn't look like ten months would do it.

It wold be a pub crawl of truly epic proportions, deserving of legend and song

 

[Robert Porter]

Aw come on now, thats a weekends work for your average college student! Now for me I would be dead after the first few hours!

 

[mikewint]

MMMMM...Pee warm beer! De Gustibus non est Disputandum

 

[Gnomey]

That would certainly be quite the trip!

 

[Airframes]

Bookings are now being accepted for seats on the 'Tin Tent Tour' .......

 

[fubar57]

1 beer per pub, swap drivers every 4 hours, the rest of the forum puts up bail money, lawyer fees, etc...

 

[Lucky13]

Stop posting from the pub!

Never mind that....at least he makes sense then....stop posting from the shitter!

Happy 50K auld yin....pour yourself a large....f*ck it, get the bl**dy bottle!

 

[Robert Porter]

1 beer per pub, swap drivers every 4 hours, the rest of the forum puts up bail money, lawyer fees, etc...

And I want a liver transplant standing by...

 

[Lucky13]

....we all know though, that Terry is as happy as he can be, when he has a large, stiff one, in his hand!

 

[Wayne Little]

Well done Terry.

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[mikewint]

Droth expelled ure liquid sunscorched, warmth unto thy tongue as thy lady's bosom. Bringeth forth frothy tall glasses roundeth purchased, tarry longe en drinketh hearty mine freonds ond foes alyke, for heofon's own be Englaland's flavour, Ealdormann ond mudhut dweller toghethar, aquiver whith Divine longing, entwine wholeheartedly ure Godcundness mandath! Flor byrthryth's destyny to shareth ov this steep, this myighty equalizer, this supraeme rewardeth flor living, Wearm pisle waeter, mother drinketh ov ure crydle, ure Englaland, ure own.

 

[Gnomey]

Almost a pub per post...

 

[fubar57]

....more like a post for pub but a close guess...

"UK pubs closing at a rate of 27 a week, Camra says. The number of pubs fell by 1,444 in the UK in 2015 despite an overall decline in pub closures, according to the Campaign for Real Ale (Camra). There were 52,750 pubs at the end of last year, down from 54,194 in December 2014.Feb 4, 2016" - www.independent.co.uk/