King of the hill

[GrauGeist]

Hmmm...not sure.

Perhaps you're thinking of the World's most interesting Man in the Dos Equis beer commercials?

 

[Airframes]

What, you mean Jan has done a beer commercial ?

 

[Gnomey]

I thought he wrote about green eggs and ham...

 

[at6]

Is that the Greek guy who drinks Heineken in stead of a real beer?

Yes.

 

[Tieleader]

He's that dude with a long beard that hangs out on top of Mount Olympus. He's sort of like the head guy in charge of the pantheon of gods, he eats alot, he drinks alot, he argues with his wife Hera all the time and he's been known for his shenanigans with pretty mortal women, too!

Oh, right! He's Kevin Sorbo's dad yes?

 

[GrauGeist]

Oh, right! He's Kevin Sorbo's dad yes?

Yep...that's the one!

 

[Marcel]

I am... eh was king of the hill....

 

[Bucksnort101]

Game over, hill is no longer in existence after Marcel got blown off from it, or is it, had it blown out from from underneath him.

 

[Gnomey]

Smithereens would be the appropriate term...

 

[Airframes]

So, a new game - King of the Hole !!

 

[Gnomey]

That isn't quite the same...

 

[mikewint]

Hmmm...Meseemeth to me to be a matter of perspective. Your "depression in the Earth" (didn't want to cloud the issue with a colloquialism) could be seen as a hill from, let's say Death Valley

 

[Graeme]

After a sustained 48 hour barrage by V-2 rockets, Both B-29 44-86292 and B-29 44-27297 accurately deliver their atomic payloads.

Null and Void - Dave. See clause 11 in the opening post - "No Bombs"
And clause 12 - "You cannot destroy Mount Everest"



I just incinerated that smug Cat with my Fricken Big Laser (FBL) from base-camp. I don't need to be on Everest...

 

[GrauGeist]

*technically speaking* I used Rockets and Atomic weapons to scour Everest

 

[fubar57]

I see your FBL and raise you with...

 

[Bucksnort101]

Well then, if the mountain is still intact, I'll lay down a barrage of Holy Hand grenades of Antioch as a diversion, then send in the Killer Rabbit to finish off the current King.

 

[herman1rg]

ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

MONKS: (chanting)
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem

ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?

LANCELOT:
I know not, my liege

ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!

BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother

SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

MAYNARD:
Amen

KNIGHTS:
Amen

ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!

GALAHAD:
Three, sir!

ARTHUR:
Three!
(angels sing)
(boom)

 

[Gnomey]

Sharks with laser beams vs nuke?

 

[mikewint]

Doesn't matter a bit MING is on MY side with his Death Ray

 

[herman1rg]

Gordon's Alive!!!