Official Chav Thread.

[Nonskimmer]

No but my gun does

So you're a midget? Man, do they let them in the Army now?

 

[102first_hussars]

Midget? Im 6ft 3in tall

 

[Nonskimmer]

See? The Army and Navy ain't that different.
Except we don't train in Wainwright.

 

[102first_hussars]

You dont? why the hell not?

Some dick at my front door be back in a jiff

 

[Nonskimmer]

It's a bit too dry.

 

[102first_hussars]

Didnt you see that puddle behind me? your sub might be able to handle that, just remember to close the hatch when you sink I mean submerge

 

[102first_hussars]

............It was my highschool ex at the door she wanted her virginity back

 

[Nonskimmer]

Did you gve it to her?

 

[102first_hussars]

Cant remember she was pretty out of it

 

[Nonskimmer]

So you gave it to her then?

 

[102first_hussars]

Oh yeah she brings new meening to the word "Grunt"

 

[Nonskimmer]

Is that good or bad?

 

[102first_hussars]

Giggidy Giggidy!!

 

[Nonskimmer]

 

[102first_hussars]

Brian To Quagmire " Isnt there suppose to be an O in country?"

 

[Gnomey]

 

[102first_hussars]

Yeah thats my favorite Family Guy saying

 

[Pisis]

http://chavscum.co.uk/

 

[Kulis]

I'm a 45% chav, although I am just 7...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

you must get it from your brother ............