Official Chav Thread.

[102first_hussars]

Enema or Edema?

 

[evangilder]

I've already purged for this evening, thanks. Had a good crap about an hour and a half ago.

Did you ever take a crap so big, your pants fit better?

 

[102first_hussars]

Ive taken a crap where I felt twenty pounds lighter and could fit
Rosy Odonnell in my bowel.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Did it leave stretch marks?

 

[trackend]

Only across me face.
Oh sorry Skim I thought you was talking to me.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Your face, eh?

 

[trackend]

Well Skim I've been told so many times I talk shit I mis-construed your remark

 

[Erich]

time for a Colonostopy then ?

Oppppps, sorry wrong thread I think ............ Boit !

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yes, tried ...you didn't actually think they'd succeed in mugging me, did you? While I was waiting for a bus home, two came up demanded money ...one ended up on the floor, I got kicked in the stomach ...and in the end, they ran off and I caught my bus. I shouldn't really call it a mugging attempt - more of a normal scrot attack. They broke my watch though.

When they demanded money, did they not even have any form of weapon as a threat?

 

[lesofprimus]

I never had any doubt in my mind pD that u would take care of what needed taking care of.... Just concerned is all.... Glad to see u had ur Doc Martins on...

Stompin Time!!!

 

[Pisis]

*romper stomper*

 

[102first_hussars]

Did it leave stretch marks?

Oh no, I used to weigh more than her back in highschoool, so everything was already stretched, I will tell you this though,
even in my system she still talked to much, could not digest a word.

 

[Nonskimmer]

I'll bet she stank too.

 

[102first_hussars]

Not as bad as Roseane did

 

[Nonskimmer]

Jesus man, they could probably drive a bus through that hole of yours.

 

[102first_hussars]

Not a bus, A Halfton maybe

 

[Nonskimmer]

C'mon now, don't sell yourself short.

 

[102first_hussars]

I thought we were talking diameter not length.

 

[Nonskimmer]

What, your colon hangs down to the floor?

 

[102first_hussars]

No but my gun does