It's a cardinal sin to tamper with alcohol no matter how poor the drink is. Heroine would be just fine because no one question it, they'd just be a massive influx of death by over-dose. Do you honestly think the government would really care? Hah, no! They'd love every second of it!
Official Chav Thread.
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the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
I hate chavs,
Chavs hate me,
Every chav has HIV
So we shoot them in the head, and knock them to the floor,
No more dirty scally whores!
Chavs hate me,
Every chav has HIV
So we shoot them in the head, and knock them to the floor,
No more dirty scally whores!
Nonskimmer
Captain
You just make that up? It's good. 
cheddar cheese
Major General
Its funny cos its true 
schwarzpanzer
Senior Airman
- 662
- Aug 8, 2005
Would you spike Cocaine PlanD?
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
the lancaster kicks ass said:
Ha Loser Im 23% Chav
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
plan_D said:
Cardinal Sin, maybe according to the Catholics.
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
Man I dont even know what the hell a chav is.
Nonskimmer
Captain
Julien, Ricky, and Bubbles are chavs, if that helps.
The word "chav" is more of a British thing, but it describes a certain type of people.
The word "chav" is more of a British thing, but it describes a certain type of people.
I don't actually use the term CHAV - I prefer to use Scrot or Smack-Rat. Chav, while the meaning (Council House Associated Vermin) is quite amusing, the word is actually stupid and because it's a relatively light word ...the scrotums now take it as a compliment.
I will give three examples of 'Chavs' that I have encountered over the past few days. As I have to travel into Doncaster center almost everyday to get to work ...I see a lot of 'em but here are there.
1. While waiting in the bus station at 2200 (a risky business in it's own right) I watch a 'Chav' making her way up each of the bus ranks picking out bits of cigarettes that had been thrown away and smoking them. Not an uncommon occurance in Doncaster.
2. Walking through town, and past a KFC, a 'Chav' walking towards me stops his 'Chav' female companion (no reference of girl, lady or woman which would degrade human females) and with an excited look across his face ...walks in to KFC and picks up a fries box which had a few left from a table near the door ...and begins eating them. (When in Doncaster, if you're going to leave food ...spit on it before hand ...just for the 'Chavs')
3. While on the bus, I see two 'Chavs' sat on a bench near the road. As the bus gets closer one of them thinks he's clever and tough, he begins to flip of those on the bus. As usual I laugh at such idiocy and make sure he knows I'm laughing at him ...which makes him annoyed and actually begins to try to start a fight with me. Problem was, I was on the bus and he was basically starting a fight on the bus. And I really wasn't going to waste time and effort to go kill the malnutritioned scumbag.
All three points are not rare in Doncaster.
I will give three examples of 'Chavs' that I have encountered over the past few days. As I have to travel into Doncaster center almost everyday to get to work ...I see a lot of 'em but here are there.
1. While waiting in the bus station at 2200 (a risky business in it's own right) I watch a 'Chav' making her way up each of the bus ranks picking out bits of cigarettes that had been thrown away and smoking them. Not an uncommon occurance in Doncaster.
2. Walking through town, and past a KFC, a 'Chav' walking towards me stops his 'Chav' female companion (no reference of girl, lady or woman which would degrade human females) and with an excited look across his face ...walks in to KFC and picks up a fries box which had a few left from a table near the door ...and begins eating them. (When in Doncaster, if you're going to leave food ...spit on it before hand ...just for the 'Chavs')
3. While on the bus, I see two 'Chavs' sat on a bench near the road. As the bus gets closer one of them thinks he's clever and tough, he begins to flip of those on the bus. As usual I laugh at such idiocy and make sure he knows I'm laughing at him ...which makes him annoyed and actually begins to try to start a fight with me. Problem was, I was on the bus and he was basically starting a fight on the bus. And I really wasn't going to waste time and effort to go kill the malnutritioned scumbag.
All three points are not rare in Doncaster.
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
Nonskimmer said:
Hey those guys are not Vermon they are Trailer Trash there is a difference
cheddar cheese
Major General
For those of you completely unsure, this is a textbook chav...
Nonskimmer
Captain
Not really. The term "chav" is actually fairly broad. There are different degrees of chav.102first_hussars said:
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
that chav video's great
You should go to Glasgow or Dundee there are lots of Chavs there although they are known as NEDS (non educated deliquents)
Glasgow has long been known to be a crap hole. And I was born in Dundee, which makes me glad I wasn't there long ...but did I really have to move to Doncaster!? Another hot spot!? You can't really escape them in Britain though. And the government wonders why people who can emmigrate.
Clave
Senior Master Sergeant
102first_hussars said:
I scored 5% which I feel is 5% too much...
