Official Chav Thread.

[Pisis]

I probably know what youre talking about. We have this word in Czech, as well: Zewl....

But they're sligthly different..... They usually listen to Tekkno, and they're very much used to ask you for money, alcohol, cigarettes, pot......

That motherf***er from the DEWO video was awful, if I'd meet him, I think I'd crush his head......

 

[cheddar cheese]

Fookin Cider man..yeah!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

stop doing impressions of myles.....

 

[cheddar cheese]

Bilend

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

 

[cheddar cheese]

CC woz ere, bt now ez gon, hez out da bck smokin a bong

 

[Pisis]

Hey yo, smokn maddafkn crack maddfucka

 

[plan_D]

Ah, you wicked, man? I'm buzzin', been lightin' me shit in mates car like. Gaffa's ridin' all way to his lass', I 'erd she wha pregaz ...but we ain't heard nuffin' yet. I bet the bitch'll 'ave it too...you comin' to 'a office like...gotta get me gyro, I'm skint.

Who do you know like?! Me mate's from Rosso, I'm from Conno and he finks he's a right 'ardo. Oh, Eng-a-land! Eng-a-land! That cidar, man, wicked buzzin' ...

Damn, f*ck offs, all of 'em.

 

[BombTaxi]

Yeh, man, safe innit, gonna step to ya if keep chattin ya sh*t, nuff said, innit star?

I mean, plaese, is that even English?

 

[Pisis]

In the US, it's called 'white underclass jargon'...

 

[plan_D]

And as this place is appropriate for the event of today - two scrots tried to mug me. Oh Doncaster...we love you.

 

[lesofprimus]

Tried???

This last exchange has been one of the more pathetic highlights of this grandious website... Im ashamed of each and every one of u who participated... U should all be whacked with the thick side of a pool cue....

Say 10 Hail Marys and all will be forgiven.. If not, suffer the ravages of eternal damnation in the Pits of Sachurah...

 

[plan_D]

Yes, tried ...you didn't actually think they'd succeed in mugging me, did you? While I was waiting for a bus home, two came up demanded money ...one ended up on the floor, I got kicked in the stomach ...and in the end, they ran off and I caught my bus. I shouldn't really call it a mugging attempt - more of a normal scrot attack. They broke my watch though.

 

[lesofprimus]

They broke my watch though.

Well that sucks...

Where the hell are ur 10 Hail Marys son??? Brimstone awaits...

 

[plan_D]

I was destined for hell a long time ago.

 

[lesofprimus]

Hehe..

 

[102first_hussars]

Funny I was just listening to AC/DC's Highway To Hell just three minutes ago.

 

[Erich]

All of you will be purged ............ an old mid-east custom

 

[Nonskimmer]

I've already purged for this evening, thanks. Had a good crap about an hour and a half ago.

 

[Erich]

sorry Skim that is not the purging I was thinking of ......
hmmmmmmmmm edema maybe ?