Picking Mushrooms? Houby? Funghi?

[Pisis]

Hi,

we were discussing a lot of the weather temp on another MB, also humidity, so it makes me think about growing mushrooms. No drugs, normal "funghi" that are used for meals!

A lot of rain and sun eventually is needed for good conditions, when a mushroom is a type of a mold (Fungus) in fact.

We recognize three basic types - toxic, non-eatable and eatable. Did you ever hear about Hřib (Boletus), Babka (Old-woman), Liška (Fox), Kuřátka (Chicken), Holubinka (Pidgeon mushroom), Muchomůrka (Fly-killer), Klouzek (Putty boletus), Bedla Jedlá, Píchavka (Dusty-one), Hadovka Smrdutá (Snake-mushroom the Stinker), etc...?

I know that Champignons are used frequently in the West, also I'm familiar with using die Pfeferlinge (that's that Fox) in Germany... But everyone I was ever talking to about Mushrooms, excluding Poles, Czechs and Slovaks, are afraid.

I think that Fungi are fucking freakin organisms and very, very interesting. For example look at this, that fucking scares me...

Take a look: http://www.idsystem.cz/mushrooms/index_gb.htm - interesting page with quantum of material.




Cheers,
Pisis

 

[lesofprimus]

The only mushrooms Ive ever eaten ON PURPOSE are the ones that grow on cow patties............. I cant stand normal mushrooms..

 

[Pisis]

hm, you mean growing on bullshit? the only meaning for word "patty" that i know is a sort of a pancake or so... so do you mean shit?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

yes i think he does, and down here they're also refered to as "country pancakes"................

 

[cheddar cheese]

I just call it shit.

 

[evangilder]

There are a number of slangs for cow manure; pasture patties, cow pies, cow patties, landmines, etc.

 

[JCS]

I'd never eat those store-bought mushrooms, they taste like crap when compared to wild ones.....

 

[Medvedya]

I can't believe nobody's made any insinuations about 'funny fungi' yet!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Im a fungi

 

[mosquitoman]

Has anybody here eaten Quorn? (meat substitute stuff)
The closest relative to the fungus in Quorn is athlete's foot fungus.

Eat up

 

[cheddar cheese]

I nearly choked to my death on Quorn (no kidding) when I was about 8 and ive never touched it since.


Isn't mushroom in here is there?

 

[mosquitoman]

Oh Dear CC, that must be the worst joke EVER, bar this one:

Why is a mushroom cool at a party?
He's a fun guy

 

[cheddar cheese]

Or this one I just made up.

Why did the Fungi cross the road?
There isnt mushroom on this side.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

hey, i've made worse jokes

 

[cheddar cheese]

You make a bad joke when you simply enter a room

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

surely it would make more sence to say i am a bad joke??

 

[cheddar cheese]

I did do that, but in a more sophistacated way with my own personal twitch (Hey, spot the oxymoron...)

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

perhaps i could, if i knew what an oxymoron was.........

 

[cheddar cheese]

And you're supposedly in Top Set English? Tut tut..

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

not supposedly, i AM in top set english 8)