Picking Mushrooms? Houby? Funghi?

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  1. Pisis

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    Hi,

    we were discussing a lot of the weather temp on another MB, also humidity, so it makes me think about growing mushrooms. No drugs, normal "funghi" that are used for meals!

    A lot of rain and sun eventually is needed for good conditions, when a mushroom is a type of a mold (Fungus) in fact.

    We recognize three basic types - toxic, non-eatable and eatable. Did you ever hear about Hřib (Boletus), Babka (Old-woman), Liška (Fox), Kuřátka (Chicken), Holubinka (Pidgeon mushroom), Muchomůrka (Fly-killer), Klouzek (Putty boletus), Bedla Jedlá, Píchavka (Dusty-one), Hadovka Smrdutá (Snake-mushroom the Stinker), etc...? :lol:

    I know that Champignons are used frequently in the West, also I'm familiar with using die Pfeferlinge (that's that Fox) in Germany... But everyone I was ever talking to about Mushrooms, excluding Poles, Czechs and Slovaks, are afraid.

    I think that Fungi are fucking freakin organisms and very, very interesting. For example look at this, that fucking scares me...

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    Take a look: http://www.idsystem.cz/mushrooms/index_gb.htm - interesting page with quantum of material.

    :)


    Cheers,
    Pisis
     
  2. lesofprimus

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    The only mushrooms Ive ever eaten ON PURPOSE are the ones that grow on cow patties............. I cant stand normal mushrooms..
     
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    hm, you mean growing on bullshit? :lol: the only meaning for word "patty" that i know is a sort of a pancake or so... so do you mean shit? :lol:
     
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    :lol:

    yes i think he does, and down here they're also refered to as "country pancakes"................
     
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    I just call it shit.
     
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    There are a number of slangs for cow manure; pasture patties, cow pies, cow patties, landmines, etc.
     
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    I'd never eat those store-bought mushrooms, they taste like crap when compared to wild ones.....
     
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    I can't believe nobody's made any insinuations about 'funny fungi' yet! :lol:
     
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    Has anybody here eaten Quorn? (meat substitute stuff)
    The closest relative to the fungus in Quorn is athlete's foot fungus.

    Eat up
     
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    I nearly choked to my death on Quorn (no kidding) when I was about 8 and ive never touched it since.


    Isn't mushroom in here is there?
     
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    Oh Dear CC, that must be the worst joke EVER, bar this one:

    Why is a mushroom cool at a party?
    He's a fun guy
     
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    Or this one I just made up.

    Why did the Fungi cross the road?
    There isnt mushroom on this side.
     
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    the lancaster kicks ass Active Member

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    hey, i've made worse jokes :rolleyes:
     
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    You make a bad joke when you simply enter a room ;)
     
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    the lancaster kicks ass Active Member

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    surely it would make more sence to say i am a bad joke??
     
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    I did do that, but in a more sophistacated way with my own personal twitch (Hey, spot the oxymoron...)
     
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    the lancaster kicks ass Active Member

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    perhaps i could, if i knew what an oxymoron was.........
     
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    And you're supposedly in Top Set English? Tut tut.. :rolleyes:
     
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    the lancaster kicks ass Active Member

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    not supposedly, i AM in top set english 8)
     
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