"Billy couldn't afford to install (pimp) hydraulics in his car, so he decided to lift the car one part at a time, all the way down the busiest street he could find. For some reason, no one seemed to appreciate his ingenuity."
OR
"And this year's Darwin Award in the Catagory of cars goes to....."
Can I get the next picture??? Please tell me when your done with this one, because I don't want to cut anything short or disrupt things