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[meatloaf109]

Ethel tries on her disguise for "The Great Cow Escape"
"I'll send a post card from Switzerland!"

 

[RabidAlien]

Traffic jam. News at 5.


*beep*



Gertrude! Get outta my way! I've got my blinker on!!!



Well, there's your problem...your sparkplug fluid is low.



Well....crap.



What happens in Vegas....

 

[GrauGeist]

Well, that's obviously a "Happy Cow" from California...

 

[RabidAlien]

Great mileage, yeah....but watch out for the emissions!

 

[meatloaf109]

the "Lucy and Ethel" of the cow world

 

[Bucksnort101]

Brown Cow: "Hey, Bossy, someone in that car is mooing at us. Bossy, Bossy, where are you?"

 

[Bucksnort101]

Bessy: "Moo-room, Moo-room, Moo-room, look Elsie I'm a Mooserati."

Elsie: "OMG Bessy, you made milk come out my nose!!!"

 

[mikewint]

I tried to tell you dear, since you've gained all that weight, you can no longer take the compact car into town

 

[Crimea_River]

"They were right Bess, there is plenty of head room."

 

[meatloaf109]

"They were right Bess, there is plenty of head room."

Nailed it!!!

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[RabidAlien]

New one:

Park-n-Ride...yer doin it wrong.

 

[mikewint]

Da*n it John when it said to park they meant with all 4 wheels on the ground
OR
Definitely going to have to get that AUTOPARK feature on the car looked at

 

[MacArther]

Any parking job YOU can walk away from is a good one....although the passengers and other people may disagree.

 

[Airframes]

When I said park nose to tail, I didn't mean ......

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

I don't even want to know how that happened.

 

[johnbr]

Sorry honey my front brakes locked up.

 

[MacArther]

Woman driver?

 

[woljags]

new government parking scheme to provide more parking spaces

 

[Crimea_River]

Rather than risk another poor job of parallel parking, Robert opted for a novel approach.