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[magnu]

How to really ruin someones day, wait until the poor guy is in full flow and pipe in some really loud derisive female laughter

 

[mikewint]

many years ago there was a bar in chicago that had a life-sized pic of a totally nude male in the womens toilet. covering a strategic location was a hinged fig leaf. old-time patrons knew something about that leaf, i.e. it was hooked up to a fire-bell and flashing light system in the main bar. at least once a night a newbie would go in and.... some didn't come out for a hour or more

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO, that's awesome!

 

[mikewint]

oh yea, except for the poor woman who had to walk out into a dead-silent bar with everyone in the place staring

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[mikewint]

Try this:

 

[magnu]

I do hate these ready meals you can never seem to get the wrapping off.

 

[Bucksnort101]

I tawt a taw a puddy tat. I did, I did, I did see a puddy tat!!!!

 

[FlexiBull]

Never let a lion come between you and your gun.

 

[Airframes]

"Now you're probably thinking, has he got one tooth, or many. Come on punk, make my day !"

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

Gee, I do hope you are not hungry.

 

[RabidAlien]

"Aw, crap...."

 

[GrauGeist]

"son of a....and I just made it to the centerfold!!"

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

 

[Vic Balshaw]

G'day mate..................beer..................

 

[Wayne Little]

G'day mate..................beer..................

Naaa...I was thinking Lunch!

 

[vikingBerserker]

"son of a....and I just made it to the centerfold!!"

LMAO, nice!

 

[Wayne Little]

Well Well Well....another dumb@ss hunter that put his gun down at the wrong time...

 

[Geedee]

1. After a hard days hunting, Simba the Lion thankfully dropped his pack and gun, looking forward to a good nights rest, when he suddenly realised a German tourist had laid out a towel and staked a claim on his bed

2. Jimmy's long held conviction that 'a little p*ssy never hurt anyone' was about to be put to the test !

3. Growl...ROOAARRRRR....Hissssss.....Gnash Gnash.....GRRRRRR.....ROARRRRRR (roughly translated from Lionspeak = Dude...WTF are you doin on my bed with shorts on, and my latest copy of PlayLion ?)