the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
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Chief Master Sergeant
Hi lads just a quick hello as im still on me vacation
Im reading this book at the moment by David Wragg Swordfish this is a comment made by a US observer attached to a British carrier in the med just before Taronto on seeing a stringbag for the first time
US observer "where did that come from"
British officer "Faireys"
US observer "mmmmmmmmmm that figures".
Im reading this book at the moment by David Wragg Swordfish this is a comment made by a US observer attached to a British carrier in the med just before Taronto on seeing a stringbag for the first time
US observer "where did that come from"
British officer "Faireys"
US observer "mmmmmmmmmm that figures".
evangilder
"Shooter"
Nonskimmer
Captain
Concorde247
Senior Airman
evangilder
"Shooter"
At a French airport:
A group of American retired teachers recently went to France on a tour and an elderly gentleman of 83, was part of the tour group.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The gentleman admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible!" barked the officer. "Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France."
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
A group of American retired teachers recently went to France on a tour and an elderly gentleman of 83, was part of the tour group.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The gentleman admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible!" barked the officer. "Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France."
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
Maestro
Master Sergeant
cheddar cheese
Major General
Very good
Nonskimmer
Captain
Well said, grandad!
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
reddragon
Airman 1st Class
I like your signature, evangilder. Many of you have nice ones.
evangilder
"Shooter"
Thanks, I can't take credit for it though. I got it off of one of those royalty free graphics sites. I just shrank it for memorial day. I will be doing a new one soon to commemorate D-Day.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
i can still get a few months serivce out of this one before i change it.........
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Chief Master Sergeant
Very cutting Evan
Im thinking of changing my sig but Id have to ask you blokes to help me because im lost doing things like that.
Im thinking of changing my sig but Id have to ask you blokes to help me because im lost doing things like that.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
what are you after??
marconi
Airman 1st Class
This is a "Star Wars: Episode III" poster.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
really?!
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
marconi said:
This is a "Star Wars: Episode III" poster.
Does it say, Zvezdnyie Vojny? I only don't know some azbuka letters...