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Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
Study Finds Every Man's Deepest Desire Is A Giant Map With Tanks And Soldiers On It That They Can Push Around With Sticks
U.S. — After surveying tens of thousands of men, researchers at the University of Boston have concluded that the deepest desire of every man is to have an enormous map with little soldiers and tanks on it that they can move around with sticks.
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I knew it!
MIflyer
Major
Shucks, that's nothing compared to what happens to me at drawbridges. It not only wastes time but I have to remember to keep paper and pencil in the cars.
MIflyer
Major
Locally we have some Australian Pines, but they do not look nearly as radically different from Southern Pines as do these bananas compared to the South American version.
MIflyer
Major
Could have been worse. They could have spelled Right Wrong.
MIflyer
Major
"Yep, ship is loaded and ready to go, but we are missing a truck."
MIflyer
Major
I'll bet you that is exactly what they said they wanted written on the cake.
MIflyer
Major
When you have lots extra downspout material you need to get rid of......
MIflyer
Major
Normally you'd need a govt contract to screw up this badly.
MIflyer
Major
I actually have seen a toilet installed in a hallway. And it was a hallway that led to a bathroom, to boot.
MIflyer
Major
For those occasions when you need to evacuate, but not that badly....
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
There is a woman who has devoted her life to document cake fails.
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MIflyer
Major
The really amazing thing to me is that they managed to put on their life vests before landing.
