Quotes and Jokes (16 Viewers)

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Study Finds Every Man's Deepest Desire Is A Giant Map With Tanks And Soldiers On It That They Can Push Around With Sticks

U.S. — After surveying tens of thousands of men, researchers at the University of Boston have concluded that the deepest desire of every man is to have an enormous map with little soldiers and tanks on it that they can move around with sticks.

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I knew it!

 

[MIflyer]

Shucks, that's nothing compared to what happens to me at drawbridges. It not only wastes time but I have to remember to keep paper and pencil in the cars.

 

[MIflyer]

Locally we have some Australian Pines, but they do not look nearly as radically different from Southern Pines as do these bananas compared to the South American version.

 

[MIflyer]

Could have been worse. They could have spelled Right Wrong.

 

[MIflyer]

"Yep, ship is loaded and ready to go, but we are missing a truck."

 

[MIflyer]

I'll bet you that is exactly what they said they wanted written on the cake.

 

[MIflyer]

When you have lots extra downspout material you need to get rid of......

 

[MIflyer]

Normally you'd need a govt contract to screw up this badly.

 

[MIflyer]

I actually have seen a toilet installed in a hallway. And it was a hallway that led to a bathroom, to boot.

 

[MIflyer]

For those occasions when you need to evacuate, but not that badly....

 

[Greg Boeser]

I'll bet you that is exactly what they said they wanted written on the cake.

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There is a woman who has devoted her life to document cake fails.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[MIflyer]

The really amazing thing to me is that they managed to put on their life vests before landing.