Quotes and Jokes (12 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Deleted member 82436]

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I have an Elizabethan chess set. In this set the pawns are all Sir Francis Drake's Golden Hind. So yes they all have multiple guns!

 

[Deleted member 82436]

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Must be a philosophy major!

 

[Deleted member 82436]

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Honey, Love, how do you think I got here anyways?

 

[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

Dogs have owners, cats on the other hand....have staff!

Just saying....

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MiTasol]

And just around the corner is Fifi's Construction Company.
Erections and demolitions the speciality.

 

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[Greg Boeser]

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Where did you steal the bike?

 

[Deleted member 82436]

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I guess he traded the barrel for the bike!

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

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[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]