Quotes and Jokes (18 Viewers)

[Greg Boeser]

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Was she hugging you when she said that?

 

[GTX]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1mft77o/he_is_now_at_full_charge/

 

[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

Just gonna throw it out there....

 

[SaparotRob]

It's my favorite SUV.

 

[Dimlee]

A Canadian osprey (no, not V-22) can cook a fish. And it's not a joke.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/02/world/canada/brush-fire-bc-interior-fish-power-lines.html

 

[special ed]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[special ed]

Which reminded me:
Do you smoke after sex?
I dunno, I never looked.

 

[Lucky13]

It's a bit of draft here in Glasgow at the moment....

 

[cammerjeff]

It's a bit of draft here in Glasgow at the moment....

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It looks like you took quite a lashing! Wheres my coat?

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

Is this you lashing out again?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched.

Guy de Maupassant, short story writer and novelist (5 Aug 1850 to 6 Jul 1893)

 

[GTX]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/RPmHiDIBFo8?si=OGk-NX3uDHcv05E-

 

[special ed]