Quotes and Jokes (8 Viewers)

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[Greg Boeser]

Genetics-
You are the sum of all your parents' flaws.

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[MIflyer]

Obviously, all airliners should carry a low time female pilot and if something goes wrong, turn it over to her.
Study: Low-time female pilots excel in emergencies

A study from the University of Waterloo found that female pilots with less than 300 flight hours perform better in emergencies than their male counterparts. Presented at the Symposium on Eye Tracking Research and Applications, the study involved 20 pilots using a simulator, where women showed more consistent approaches and faster completion of emergency tasks. "The findings may challenge preconceived notions about gender and stress management in aviation, potentially influencing training and recruitment practices," researchers say.

 

[Frog]

Obviously, all airliners should carry a low time female pilot and if something goes wrong, turn it over to her.
Study: Low-time female pilots excel in emergencies

A study from the University of Waterloo found that female pilots with less than 300 flight hours perform better in emergencies than their male counterparts. Presented at the Symposium on Eye Tracking Research and Applications, the study involved 20 pilots using a simulator, where women showed more consistent approaches and faster completion of emergency tasks. "The findings may challenge preconceived notions about gender and stress management in aviation, potentially influencing training and recruitment practices," researchers say.

They were apparently better at simulating.

 

[MIflyer]

They were apparently better at simulating.

So I assume that means that future AI autopilots will use low time female pilots as models.

A friend of mine said he was in the pattern at Santa Barbara airport one Sunday; it was fairly busy by their standards. Then a shaky female voice came over the tower frequency, saying "Female student pilot on first cross country" was inbound. Suddenly there was a flurry of pilots calling in and saying they had changed their minds and wanted to go somewhere else.

 

[Greg Boeser]

So I assume that means that future AI autopilots will use low time female pilots as models.

A friend of mine said he was in the pattern at Santa Barbara airport one Sunday; it was fairly busy by their standards. Then a shaky female voice came over the tower frequency, saying "Female student pilot on first cross country" was inbound. Suddenly there was a flurry of pilots calling in and saying they had changed their minds and wanted to go somewhere else.

That's a bit too low time.

 

[special ed]

I remember reading a British car mag decades ago which commented that, statistically the safest drivers in Britain were 19 year old Jag XK-E female drivers.

 

[Lucky13]

Wait!? What!?

 

[Greg Boeser]

Wait!? What!?

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Can you get wasted on it?

 

[cammerjeff]

Can you get wasted on it?

Only if you hit yourself in the head with the bottle IMO

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

 

[Airframes]

That label should read "With distilled aromatic bollocks" !

 

[MIflyer]

Would have been better if they used a P-51 rather than a Ford.


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