Quotes and Jokes (24 Viewers)

[SaparotRob]

The Japanese story of creation is that God created the Earth and all of the plants and animals on it, except for dogs.

Why dogs? Because before he created all the animals He went for a walk in His new creation and took His dog with him.

And dog spelled backwards is.....

In French it's niehc. (Niehc el?)
I do love the story. If it was a husky, he would've had someone to talk with.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[mikewint]

In French it's niehc. (Niehc el?)

Le Chien Le Chienne N'est-ce pas ?

 

[Frog]

Le Chien Le Chienne N'est-ce pas ?

Le Chien, La Chienne.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[mikewint]

Oui, en effet, et merci ; mes doigts ne tombent pas toujours sur les bonnes touches.
EL et LA en espagnol. DER et DIE en allemand.

 

[SaparotRob]

Le Chien, La Chienne.

Are you sure? You know someone who speaks French?

 

[SaparotRob]

Oui, en effet, et merci ; mes doigts ne tombent pas toujours sur les bonnes touches.
EL et LA en espagnol. DER et DIE en allemand.

This isn't the thread for recipes.

 

[GTX]

 

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[Lucky13]

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....almost every night, at a certain place!

 

[MIflyer]

Have you ever been tailgated by a woman driver and wonder how she got all the way to driving age while knowing less about physics than does the average dog?

 

[MiTasol]

No but I have been tailgated at night in heavy rain by a truckie driving a B triple who stopped at the next fuel stop - he was definitely male - and I wondered what drugs he was on.

Even worse in a tropical rain storm I have been passed by a string of morons towing caravans doing 100kmh with f*** all space between them when the truckies and other smart drivers were all doing 50-60 and widely spaced. What sort of a moron thinks they are better at driving in heavy rain than all of the professional drivers on the same road.

A triple B if you are wondering what that is. In the US it would be called a 54 wheeler and an AB would be called the same. Note these are not light vehicles. Because of the fuel shortage at present they are going to increase the load these vehicles can carry.

Fortunately we do not see these ones locally - 72 wheelers - but the fuel shortage may change that. I would hate to see a car that pulled out in front of 143 tonnes of truck.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Hoggardhigh]

 

[GTX]

Have you ever been tailgated by a woman driver and wonder how she got all the way to driving age while knowing less about physics than does the average dog?

No, but a male driver, yes.