Quotes and Jokes (18 Viewers)

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[Lucky13]

Oliwa sprawiedliwa zawsze na wierzch wypływa.

Literal translation: "Just oil always ends up surfacing."

English equivalent: "The truth will be found out."

 

[MIflyer]

Now, that's telling them!

 

[Wurger]

 

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View: https://x.com/JaneotN/status/2057890371569389924?s=20

 

[Wurger]

 

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[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

"Who would be so bold as to dare to resist us? If the enormous weight of the sky were to fall on us, with spears that we carry, we would also hold it up so that no harm would come to us."

King Sigismund of Hungary

 

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[Wurger]

At a weekend Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping in a tent. In the evening, as they were getting ready for bed, Sherlock says ...

- Look up at the sky, dear Watson. What do you see?

- I see stars and their constellations. I see the Little Dipper and a the Plough.

- Good. What can be concluded for this observation?

- The weather will be fine tomorrow ... answered Watson.

- No, you dummy. Our tent has been stolen from us.

 

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