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[MIflyer]

Wish I knew of a place where I could do this. Potentially, this is a better way for the cops to stop cars than Stopsticks.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MIflyer]

In my home town of Columbia SC there was an artist who painted something like a tunnel on the side of a building and since there was a light on the side of the building, he incorporated that in the mural so it looked like a light at the end of the tunnel.

I don;t think anyone tried to drive into it, though.

 

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[A4K]

 

[GTX]

View: https://x.com/twonkscomics/status/2064394528547623053

 

[Wurger]

Why do men fart more often than women?

Because women don't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to rise.

 

[Gnomey]

 

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[Gnomey]

 

[A4K]

In addition to Wojtek's...
The immortal 'Far Side'.

 

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[Lucky13]

View: https://youtu.be/oliCVn7Ic68?is=vJfex_VJfB2BUU9b


View: https://youtu.be/upL9tFMgv9o?is=01tW_XLPRACHYpqh

 

[Gnomey]

 

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[ARTESH]

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TBH, there are some other way more trouble maker groups that need to be dealt with!!!

If I was there, I would heavily manuvre on that statement to gather votes in any elections.