Quotes and Jokes (8 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[A4K]

I've bought Pistachios from them!

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

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[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

In Defence of Drunkards

Earth, that drinks rain, refreshes the trees:
Oceans drink rivers: stars quaff up the seas:
So why should they make such a terrible fuss
Over insignificant tipplers like us?

Jan Kochanowski (1530-1584)

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Maxrobot1]

I've heard of spot remover...

 

[Maxrobot1]

 

[Wurger]

I've heard of spot remover...
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IMHO that should be very useful for the guy who was looking for the colour of the aircraft he was assembling.

 

[MiTasol]

In Defence of Drunkards

Earth, that drinks rain, refreshes the trees:
Oceans drink rivers: stars quaff up the seas:
So why should they make such a terrible fuss
Over insignificant tipplers like us?

Jan Kochanowski (1530-1584)

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That reminds me of the old one

Those who drink get drunk
Those who get drunk go to sleep
Those who sleep do not sin
Those who do not sin go to heaven.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]