Quotes and Jokes (3 Viewers)

[Lucky13]

View: https://youtu.be/PGLLHSiWqQg?is=3UjacJfm_Fqxx4ni

 

[A4K]

I remember that!

 

[special ed]

An actual comment this week from my sister in a nursing home:
After discussing her sleep habits with a nurse, my sister pipes up with, "When I'm not awake, I'm asleep!"
You gotta love family.

 

[Lucky13]

The jack of all trades is a master of none, but often times better than the master of one.

 

[andy1967]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[A4K]

An actual comment this week from my sister in a nursing home:
After discussing her sleep habits with a nurse, my sister pipes up with, "When I'm not awake, I'm asleep!"
You gotta love family.

Reminds me of a funny quote in a book I had. An Irish housewife was being interviewed about something, and she said to the reporter 'Ah well, they say it's not as bad as they say it is'.

 

[fubar57]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[andy1967]

 

[Greg Boeser]

I bumped into an old classmate of mine. Asked what he's been doing. He's an elevator repairman. I asked "What's that like?" He said - "Oh, it has its ups and downs."

 

[Lucky13]

I bumped into an old classmate of mine. Asked what he's been doing. He's an elevator repairman. I asked "What's that like?" He said - "Oh, it has its ups and downs."

 

[WARSPITER]

If the door sticks use the Putin exit.

 

[Lucky13]

I thought to myself, is this a joke, 507M subscribers and "only" 992 videos?

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

How much has to be spent getting this guy home?