Quotes and Jokes (15 Viewers)

[CATCH 22]

They say every glass of wine shortens your life by 5 minutes (much more when you have a glass of whiskey I presume - I put 15 min. just for test).
I tried to do the math. It seems I died in 1867.
Something's wrong!

 

[CATCH 22]

Two gags in one, the second being that the officer is a major general not a colonel.

Even more: he has 4 stars on his desk name plate! Amazing AI!

 

[Wurger]

 

[andy1967]

 

[MiTasol]

You forgot $50 per item of luggage, and not only on "budget" carriers.

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

View: https://x.com/JamesMelville/status/2118248892118737165

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

View: https://x.com/CliveWardauthor/status/2118409104125542770/photo/1

 

[GTX]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/s2j7DGoyo88?si=OhmYEnCe38Ugmvq2

 

[A4K]

View: https://x.com/JamesMelville/status/2118248892118737165

Why is there only one bacon button? That was bloody awesome!

 

[andy1967]

 

[Wurger]

 

[A4K]

'Mate, you've got a big mouth... How big? If you were a lady, and you smiled, you'd get lipstick on your f***in' ears!'

-Rodney Rude, Aussie comedian.

 

[GTX]

 

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