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[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

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Oh snap where was it originally posted?

 

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[Wurger]

Oh snap where was it originally posted?

It was posted as a separate thread. So I have merged them both.

 

[Elvis]

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[flypaper2222]

As an old Marine Celebrating My Beloved Corps Birthday I offer up this glimps into being old, and a Marine.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

It was posted as a separate thread. So I have merged them both.

I realized that after I posted… lol

 

[MIflyer]

Should be Okay as long as they don't actually try to leave the ground.

 

[cherry blossom]

When you're dead, you do not know that you are dead. The pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you're stupid.

 

[MIflyer]

Well, Thanksgiving is only 2 weeks away and the sights and sounds of this joyous season are all around us.

Just this morning I was up at the local Walmart and found a sign of the season.

They were selling EXPLOSIVE REINDEER POOP.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Well, Thanksgiving is only 2 weeks away and the sights and sounds of this joyous season are all around us.

Just this morning I was up at the local Walmart and found a sign of the season.

They were selling EXPLOSIVE REINDEER POOP.

How much did you buy?

 

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A section from Ryan Holiday's latest book, Wisdom takes Work, that is well worth repeating here:

Life will humble us. Frustrate us. Confuse us. Confound us. We can get angry about this. We can rail against it. Or we can find it funny. Life is painful and absurd. It's also laughable and ridiculous. How we choose to see it is everything.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[flypaper2222]

So thats why my mother has a beard and dads nose blinks

 

[Lucky13]

 

[don4331]

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You're not supposed to give my wife ideas.