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MIflyer
Major
It would seem to me that some road signs really are not needed.
MIflyer
Major
Do they think the snakes can read?
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
Diana carries her own leash.
buffnut453
Captain
Kinky!
ThomasP
Chief Master Sergeant
MIflyer
Major
I think this fits the category of "People unclear on the basic concept."
MIflyer
Major
Any of y'all ever see a sign that said "Unauthorized Personnel Only"?
MIflyer
Major
A former teacher of mine would describe this as being similar to telling children not to put rocks in their ears.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
They weren't too thrilled when I put it in the toaster.
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
We have a gas station chain called Holiday.
My daughter pulled in one day and freaked when she saw the sign
HOLIDAY PARKING ONLY
But then she realized it was the 4th of July, so she was good.
MIflyer
Major
For a while they did have a 7/11 style store in Cocoa Beach that was a drive through. You literally drove through the store, as you would at a Jiffy Lube or something. I guess you stopped, got out, selected the items you wanted and then paid and drove off. Or maybe they brought the stuff to your car window and you took it and then left. In any case, it looked like a horribly dangerous place to work to me. You could easily be stocking shelves or mopping the floor and get run over.
MIflyer
Major
Yeah, the guy who thunk up Wonder Woman thought so, too.
