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I doubt that, but you probably could win a dance competition.

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That forgets that being a truly British sport it is the only sport where one side has a score of hundreds and the other a score of under a hundred but it is a draw.
 
Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost


Steven Moffat
 
"The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules. Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."

"There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man."

"If a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil... want to see you in fear. They'll talk. They'll gloat. ... A good man will kill you with hardly a word."
 
The mere purpose of a single engine propeller is to refrest the cabin.
Demonstration : the pilot begins to sweat when the engine stops.
 

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