Quotes and Jokes (7 Viewers)

[special ed]

Another about elephants:
Why do elephants wear tennis shoes?
So they don't hurt their feet jumping out of palm trees.

enough for today

 

[Greg Boeser]

Smart people use pencils.... like the constipated mathematician - he worked it out with a pencil.

So my accountant tells me.

 

[Frog]

Just another stupid one :
What is yellow and weighting one ton ?
Two 500 kg canaries.

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Maxrobot1]

 

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[Maxrobot1]

 

[Maxrobot1]

 

[Maxrobot1]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MiTasol]

 

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[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

 

[Airframes]