Quotes and Jokes (28 Viewers)

[Lucky13]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Frog]

Early in the morning, Brezhnev looked at the sky and smiled in the sun.
Suddenly, the Sun said: "Hello, dear Leonid Ilyich."
Surprised and happy, Brezhnev told the members of the Politburo that even the sun knew him and personally greeted him. The members of the Politburo were skeptical but kept their doubts to themselves.
Towards evening, Brezhnev said to them: "I see that you do not believe my word. Let us go outside and I will show you!"
They went out and Brezhnev said to the sun, which was already low: "My dear Sun, good evening."
The Sun replied: "Fuck you, old fart."
"What is that?" shouted Brezhnev angrily. "Do you know who you're talking to?"
"I don't care," said the Sun. "I'm already in the West, I do what I want!"

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

From 1983

 

[MiTasol]

Anyone would think I love Wiley or hate lawyers liars. Both are correct.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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There has been no increase in prevalence of severe autism cases. But cases of mild autism have increased exponentially since government programs were created to pay for autism treatments.

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[MiTasol]

There has been no increase in prevalence of severe autism cases. But cases of mild autism have increased exponentially since government programs were created to pay for autism treatments.

And, like with cancers, there are now much better diagnostic tools.

We know from thalidomide and other studies that what you consume has a lot to do with your health.

Many of us used to like banana milk shakes. The banana flavour for many years came from methylene chloride. The same chemical in paint stripper.

 

[Greg Boeser]

And, like with cancers, there are now much better diagnostic tools.

We know from thalidomide and other studies that what you consume has a lot to do with your health.

Many of us used to like banana milk shakes. The banana flavour for many years came from methylene chloride. the same chemical in paint stripper.

That's what we used in the army to test if your gas mask was properly fitted.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[SaparotRob]

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Many of us used to like banana milk shakes. The banana flavour for many years came from methylene chloride. the same chemical in paint stripper.

Yikes! I used to love that artificial flavor in my youth.

 

[MiTasol]

Yikes! I used to love that artificial flavor in my youth.

Me too. And the un-researched question is - what did it do to us and our offspring? There is research on other animals.

Same with modern flour where the previously waste husk is ground superfine then bleached with chlorine and mixed with the flour.

Same with some hi-fibre breads and other products which use chicken feathers ground superfine then bleached with chlorine and mixed with the flour.

Etc.

If these were medicines they would need detailed studies. As foods they do not and are hidden with codes which describe them in such a way the average person can not find what they really are.