Quotes and Jokes (11 Viewers)

[Wurger]

 

[andy1967]

Putting the "I have my coat on" warning up front this time (yes...it's THAT bad!).

A frog did an Ancestry genetics test. The results came back that he was substantially French, a good bit of German..... and just a tad Pole.

"Taxi for buffnet453"

 

[Gnomey]

 

[buffnut453]

"Taxi for buffnet453"

Wow, that's nice of you! Usually, I'm despatched skidding down the street on my backside before having to take Shanks's pony home.

 

[Airframes]

Haven't heard that expression for donkey's years !

 

[Lucky13]

Haven't heard that expression for donkey's years !

Around the time of Stonehenge being finished you mean?

 

[Jadera]

Around the time of Stonehenge being finished you mean?

Isn't that about how old you are?

 

[Lucky13]

Isn't that about how old you are?

I was the nightshift manager....

 

[Jadera]

I was the nightshift manager....

You get paid twice as much right?

 

[Lucky13]

You get paid twice as much right?

Thereabouts....

 

[buffnut453]

You get paid twice as much right?

So two bowls of goat gruel instead of just one, huh?

 

[buffnut453]

Haven't heard that expression for donkey's years !

Never let it be said that I'm not hip to the jive!

 

[Jadera]

So two bowls of goat gruel instead of just one, huh?

two rocks

 

[special ed]

More gruel, please sir.

 

[Lucky13]

Never let it be said that I'm not hip to the jive!

Hip enough to be square?

 

[Airframes]

Old enough to have a model of some colour pics he wanted ...................

 

[andy1967]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Jadera]

gonna watch this tonight

 

[Airframes]

Just bought a 1970's-vintage car from Norway.
It's a Fjord Escort.

Got me coat .......................