Quotes and Jokes (11 Viewers)

[MiTasol]

Wow, that's nice of you! Usually, I'm despatched skidding down the street on my backside before having to take Shanks's pony home.

The taxi is to take you far far away and then dispatch you skidding down the street on your backside before having to take Shanks's pony home.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[buffnut453]

The taxi is to take you far far away and then dispatch you skidding down the street on your backside before having to take Shanks's pony home.

It's nice to be wanted...not that I'd know!

 

[WARSPITER]

Moses was in a long distance race on Mount Sinai. He stopped due to getting a headache so someone kindly
gave him a couple of tablets...... taxi.....

 

[Wurger]

 

[rochie]

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[Oliverlovesplanes]

 

[Frog]

What is good about the English royal family is that, in the end, it inflates everyone and yet everyone reads the articles.

 

[Jadera]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I shit on company time.