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Elvis
Chief Master Sergeant
As my old boss @ U-Hell used to say, Now yer learnin'!
Snautzer01
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MiTasol
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You cant do this with and electric car
Snautzer01
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SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Don't ruin their day. They aren't aware the U.S. does indeed use the metric system officially. We use both systems. (That's because we're twice as good as they are!)With a space capsule and rocket built with, and astronauts using the metric system…
TimelessSpecter
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- Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
- How do trees access the internet? They log in.
- What's a tree's least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- Why was the pine tree always in trouble? Because it was knotty.
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!
- Why don't trees ever get lost? Because they always take the same root.
- How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By its bark!
- What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
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SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
BTW Are you folks aware of the football and New Jersey systems?
"Wow! That guy's head must've flown about two football fields away from the wreck!"
"..a small nation, roughly the size of New Jersey...."
"Wow! That guy's head must've flown about two football fields away from the wreck!"
"..a small nation, roughly the size of New Jersey...."
