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• Mar 22, 2024

• #26,901

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special ed

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"Do you smoke after sex?"
"I don't know, I never looked."

 

• Mar 22, 2024

• #26,902

SaparotRob

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Ba-dum-bump.

 

• Mar 22, 2024

• #26,903

Wurger

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• Mar 22, 2024

• #26,904

A4K

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special ed said:

"Do you smoke after sex?"
"I don't know, I never looked."

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If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast

 

• Mar 22, 2024

• #26,905

MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

 

• Mar 22, 2024

• #26,906

Wurger

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• Mar 22, 2024

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ThomasP

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midwest USA

 

• Mar 22, 2024

• #26,908

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ThomasP

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• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,909

A

at6

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special ed said:

"Do you smoke after sex?"
"I don't know, I never looked."

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A4K said:

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast

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If you smell burning rubber, you've treated her like a drag strip.

 

• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,910

Snautzer01

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I love nature, so i started collecting hornets.

 

• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,911

Snautzer01

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Mar 26, 2007

 

• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,912

Snautzer01

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Went to school of my youngest to play a little song i wrote.
Parents still stop and talk talk to me. Well shout. At me.

 

• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,913

Snautzer01

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• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,914

Wurger

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• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,915

Snautzer01

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• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,916

Snautzer01

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Apperany i ordered a pizza by Pizza Hun. Stupid auto correct.

 

• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,917

Wurger

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• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,918

Snowman

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• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,919

Greg Boeser

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Snautzer01 said:

Apperany i ordered a pizza by Pizza Hun. Stupid auto correct.

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You ordered the White sauce, didn't you?

 

• Mar 23, 2024

• #26,920

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don4331

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OK, I've skied behind a quarter horse in winter (Skijoring); I've mushed a dog sled (harder than it looks) and I've skied in the ditch behind a pick up... But I never tried skiing behind the dogs. If I wasn't so old....