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Back in the 80's a guy exposed himself to two women running on a trail near Santa Barbara.

Turned out they were two policewomen training for the police olympics. They chased him down and beat the crap out of him.
A guy held up a bank, left his getaway car running out front, came out, it was stolen and ran down the street with police in pursuit, turned into a stadium to get lost in the crowd and found it was a game between two police departments with full seats. I read the account decades ago and no longer remember where it happened.
 
Also in Santa Barbara in the 80's, a career criminal was released from jail, having served his time. He went into a jewelry store, grabbed some stuff and ran outside. The store owner chased the thief, who jumped on a bicycle and took off.

Two tree pruners who worked for the city saw the man on the bicycle peddling furiously while the store owner ran behind him yelling, "Stop thief!" So they did what they no doubt had always wanted to do; they ran over the guy on the bicycle.
 

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