A man had too much to drink and was driving home weaving when he was pulled over.
"So, where have you been tonight?"
"Why, to the pub of course."
"Well, it looks as if you've had quite a few too many tonight."
"I did, all right."
"Did you know that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens. I thought I had gone deaf."