Quotes and Jokes (29 Viewers)

[Elvis]

The 1972 truck may have not had air-condition and electric windows

...don't be so sure....but that's still pretty funny

 

[MiTasol]

Regarding the "jet" engine behind the Tesla it is actually a rocket engine that probably weighs less than any jet engine that diameter.

Regarding the Chevy trucks - I have never heard of a Chev of any size or model that sheds body panels as you drive.

 

[MiTasol]

An old advert that is worth watching to the end

 

[MiTasol]

Good Samaritan

 

[MiTasol]

I got a whole lot of email jokes today - here are the better ones

 

[MiTasol]

and another old advert

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[Wurger]

 

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDoocUXi_mU

 

[GTX]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngIp3NMLcAM

 

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[special ed]

Another old Irish story, but still funny:

Into a Donegal Pub comes Paddy looking as if he had been run over by a train.
His arm in a sling, his nose broken, his face cut and bruised, walking with a limp.
"What happened to you" asked Sean?
"Jimmy O'Conner and me had a fight."
"That little feller, O'Conner? He couldn't do that to you. He must have had something in his hand to do that damage."
"That he did. A shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin he gave me with it."
"Well, you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"
"That I did. I had Mrs. O'Conner, and a thing of beauty she is, but totally useless in a fight."

 

[Greg Boeser]

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[rochie]

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Funny, took me a moment but funny !